Oppo VS. Corvette Owner's Egos

"Pacer Racer" (pacerracer) 03/02/2017 at 12:23 • Filed to: Covette, Volvo, Song, Hobby Lobby, Music, Wall Art, Sign, Challenge

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Saw this last night at Hobby Lobby and knew that Oppo would have to get a word in edgewise. The gauntlet has been thrown, Oppo- do you know any songs about Volvos?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:26

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No. Volvos suck.

HammerheadFistpunch > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:26

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My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:29

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There’s got to be a Scandinavian death metal sing about a Volvo.

yamahog > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:29

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For Sweden > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:30

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They also make songs about cocaine addition so

Honeybunchesofgoats > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:34

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“I don’t have a history for religion,

Going out to get one,

Get into my Volvo,

Drive into the mountains,

Watch swallows in the heatwave”

It gets extra points for having a name that references Pavement’s Starlings in a Slipstream

Takuro Spirit > HammerheadFistpunch 03/02/2017 at 12:37

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With a pre-fame Macklemicklemore no less.

vp917 > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:40

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Google search “volvo song”, 4th page result: https://volvofacts.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/top-5-volvo-songs/

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:40

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IIRC there’s a “song” about a Volvo in here. IIRC because I’m at work and running without sound. Youtube’s captions are very handy though, if not 100% :)

18:14 if it doesn’t work

Chuckles > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:40

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But do they write any legitimately good songs about Corvettes?

random001 > For Sweden 03/02/2017 at 12:41

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Heh.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:46

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That song isn’t even about a Corvette....

random001 > Chuckles 03/02/2017 at 12:46

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Yes, because Corvette’s are awesome.

Shift24 > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 12:53

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There is actually a whole line of these produced by Chevy. They were not only for the Vette but mainly the 50s to the muscle era.

Chuckles > random001 03/02/2017 at 12:59

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I’m not questioning the awesomeness of Corvettes, I’m questioning the quality of the songs written about them.

9up999 > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 13:20

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 13:38

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-devil-went-down-to-oppo-1791225001

Parody of “The Devil went down to Georgia” I wrote.

DipodomysDeserti > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 13:42

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Yeah, but does a Corvette come with plastic gills with triple backdraft?

Didn’t think so.

Yeast out and touch faith.

I hoon, therefore I am > Chuckles 03/02/2017 at 14:22

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Prince would like to have a word with you

Chuckles > I hoon, therefore I am 03/02/2017 at 14:24

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Thank you for bringing up Prince. I knew there had to be a good song out there, by my mind was drawing a blank.

I hoon, therefore I am > Chuckles 03/02/2017 at 14:28

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I gotta be honest, I know of NO other songs about Corvettes.

cberg > Pacer Racer 03/02/2017 at 15:33

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